Signs Your Rave Is About to Get Busted
- Those guys in suits standing next to the front door.
- The laser prints 'Raid...get...out...now....' on the back wall.
- When you go to watch the DJ spin, and all you find is a mixtape on on
- The people shouting 'ECSTASY, GET YER ECSTASY HEAH!...'
- Spritely teenagers run around shouting "whee, I'm so fucked up"
- The deaf little old lady in her housecoat and slippers comes
over to see what "all that racket" is about
- The local TV station arrives to do a fluff piece on "evil all-night
- A parent walks around with a flashlight checking out every E-ing
couple making out in the chill room
- Those neat new flashing lights *aren't* intellabeams
- Your thoughts mysteriously turn to bacon
- You begin imagining cold metal on flesh
- You hadn't noticed those siren sounds in that song before
- You're on a roof top and the live drummer starts up
- Someone just offered a balloon to the fire marshall
- People are setting off fireworks in the ecological preserve
- The guys from mixing lab just found out where your location is
- Your power fails, but the streetlight is still on...
- Your beeper goes off and the number is "50505050"...
- The cops are talking to your liaison people for the fourth time, but
this time they're pointing into what all your maps said was nothing
but undeveloped forest...