Once apon a time there was this raver wondering through
the woods when suddenly he
heard this tiny voice. He looked down
and there before him was a slimy green frog.
The frog said
"If you kiss me, I'll
turn into a beautiful princess and kiss you!"
The raver shrugged then picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket and
wandered off.
Soon after the frog
interruped,
"If you kiss me, not only will I turn into a beautiful princess,
I will
have sex with you!".
The raver
paused and continued on. Again the frog spoke,
"If you kiss me, I will have sex
with you for a whole year!".
Again no
interest.
"I'll be your sex slave for life, you can do
anything you want!!!".
The
raver kept on going.
The frog finally
preturbed asked, "Why won't you kiss me and change
me into a person?".
The raver
stopped, "But I see beautiful people
everyday;
a talking FROG, now that's something special..." :]