You Know You're a REAL Raver When....
- You have sleeping patterns that would kill normal human beings.
- You start coveting all of your dad's old 1977 polyester sweatsuits.
- Almost every letter of the alphabet has an alternate meaning to you.
- You begin to think of blow-pops as a seperate food group.
- The mere mention of a 3 digit number with a "0" in the middle of it
causes you to drool uncontrollably.
- The odometer of your car increases in big chunks over the weekend.
- You get an evil grin every time you see commercials for "E: the
- You have to fight back the urge to beat the hell out everyone
who thinks raves are like the club scene in Basic Instinct.
- You can keep a straight face when you tell people "really, not
that many people are on anything....i'm serious!"
- You are happy when there's a recession because it means more empty
- Food, water, air, Vick's...all are about of equal importance.
- You can live for an entire weekend out of your bookbag.
- You are no longer just a raver...but a promoter, vendor, DJ, etc...
- You know about the INFORMATION POLICE.
- You're white and have dreads.
- You have trouble naming 5 friends who are not pierced SOMEWHERE.
- You'll pay $20 for a ticket to an event that may very well not happen...
and you'll pay $30 for a pill that may very well be aspirin...but you
WILL NOT pay $1.00 for that big glass of water!
- You can't pass an empty warehouse, church, school, big open field, barn,
airplane hanger, phone booth, nuclear power plant, etc...without getting
that far-off look in your eye and saying...'wow, what a great site for a...
- When you see Capn Crunch 4 times in one week!
- You not only notice that household
appliances like washing machines can generate a funky beat, you also
argue about whether it's tribal or trance.
- and even then you're not a TRUE RAVER...because no one but myself
can possibly THINK about calling themselves a TRUE RAVER!